Nonverbal Learning Disorder
Nonverbal
learning disorder
Often
too truthful
Never
lie
Verbal
arguments always won
Everybody says we’re
Radioactive
when we have our meltdowns
But really we’re just
All wound up and find some easy things
Laborious,
especially pencil tasks
Late assignments because we didn’t realize you
meant turn it in when you set out a file but said
nothing
Encumbarence, that’s what a pencil is to our expressions
Amicable, amygbule (a small gas bubble in lava)
Refuse what you assume we know to follow
Noxious response to novel
Intrude because we miss your cues
Numerator, we respond to concrete data
Good
Samaritan
Determined
Intros to novel make us shudder
Stepping stone for bullies
Offside often
Rattled easily
Double standards make us fume
Endearing to all who understand us
Retain
facts, miss what’s in between the lines
nonverbal
learning disorder,
that’s
my learning style
-by Zac Whitney
April, 2001